Dear ________, (Print clearly)

Thank you for your request dated _____ (check for accuracy) that we change the world to conform to your standards.

I think this is a wonderful idea, so effective midnight tonight the whole world will honor your request. This is such a wonderful idea that I have decided to let all 6 billion (and counting) do the same thing. That way everybody wins! Isn't that great?

Your brother Jesus, in the interest of cost effectiveness, (Mainly because he Knows how costly it is to create inhabitable planets) has suggested that instead of creating 6 billion planets where one person says how it should be run, that we have 1 planet where 6 billion people get to live the lives they want.

You would be surprised at the requests I get. For instance, some want a life of ease with No problems, others want to overcome difficult challanges, some want to experience power, manipulation and control, some want to experience poverty, oppression and pain. And then there are those that want to experiene all of these things in one lifetime. Geez some people are so greedy.

Anyway your cousin Moses suggested that we group these people according to similar paths so that they can get to know each other. This has worked very well until lately (The past couple of thousand years have been a real bitch)

Communication got these different groups to learn about each other and then the problems started. The intellectuals in one group would worry why the others would not live up to their standards, This was relatively harmless in itself because they never did anything about it but worry.

The poor in other groups could not believe there was such a thing as a good rich person since all they knew were mean and oppressive. So there was a lot of mistrust there. When the do-gooders of one group tried to save the poor in another group we would win up with WAR.

Mother Nature came up with terrific solution called Natural Disasters, You woud be surprised how quickly people forget about war and start helping each other when having to deal with natural disasters. (I have to thank her for that)

Well my child, I hope you're happy now. Please use all the gifts I gave you to explore your path (I wouldn't want them to go to waste) Live your life to the fullest and tend to your own patch of green. If you all do the same the world will become what you requested.

I love you very much. You're in my prayers often.

Your heavenly Father,

God

The Source of all there is

P.S. Look for your brother Jesus, he's about to go on tour real soon. It seems that the last time he was there people got what he said all mixed up and he is going down to clarify things. I told him he would do better on the internet but you know what a showoff he is. If you see him tell him hi for me. TTFN.